"Ye, Intruders beware, Crushing death and grief, Soaked with blood, Of the trespassing thief."
These ominous words translated by Corey Feldman’s Mouth as the Goonies began their quest for One-Eyed Willy’s treasure could also double as the opinion held by many in Columbus of the one-time, sud-soaked monument to the working man: the dive bar.