Social-Media Algorithms Strike Again
Dang it, y’all. Despite recent upgrades in my personal life, the Almighty Social-Media Algorithm still thinks I got a drug problem. The Omniscient One continues to market me as a lonesome, lone wolf on the prowl for love.
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“Maybe everyday is Saturday morning.”
—Drive-By Truckers**
Both of which I understand, given my history. But all this mess about me being as soft as a pat of butter on a warm stove? Going bald? Lonely and needing to trim my pubes so I can holler at girls in ripped jeans?
Not true! At least not yet.
Anyhoo, here’s a sample of some screenshots taken from my social-media accounts over the past couple weeks
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It sucks, as I’m sure some (*most) of y’all know.
But can you admit it?
![](https://electriccitylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/IMG_4996-2-1-710x1024.jpeg)
![](https://electriccitylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/IMG_4981-2-1-816x1024.jpeg)
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Self-absorbed society for the win.
p.s. Dude looks nervous AF
![](https://electriccitylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Screenshot-2021-03-25-at-4.51.15-AM-1-550x1024.jpg)
know ‘bout THAT?
![](https://electriccitylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/IMG_5188.png)
Written testimony from unsatisfied lovers?
Pics? VIDEO?
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Looks like one of her *special* toys.
![](https://electriccitylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Screenshot-2021-03-26-at-10.08.05-PM-1-574x1024.jpg)
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Much ado about nothing from one man typing high above beautiful downtown Columbus, Georgia, at Electric City HQ on the 4th floor of the Heritage Tower, Scattershot is a weekly feature composed by ECL Editor Frank Etheridge. It rambles on while reflecting on the week behind.
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** Taken from lyrics in the song, “Two Daughters and a Beautiful Wife”
by the Drive-By Truckers, a band that gives me infinite inspiration.